Music: The Girlfriend Multiplier

I felt inspired to do another song about one of my older comics. This time the commissioned piece The Girlfriend Multiplier. The song tells the story of the most part of chapter 01 of this trilogy. I think the Lyrics turned out quite fun. Maybe you like the song.

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Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Got home from work, beat down and tired
Sarah on the couch, scrolling, uninspired
I lean in for love, she gives me that line
“Babe, not tonight, Not in the mood”

I stepped outside, felt the weight of the day
Saw a shooting star streak across the Milky Way
Closed my eyes tight, made one big wish
Every single thing I want… let it come true like this

[Pre-Chorus]
Didn’t know the universe was listening
Didn’t know my wildest dreams were glistening
I shrugged it off, went straight to bed
Figured stars don’t give a damn about what I said

[Chorus]
Shooting star, you better answer me tonight
Got a head full of fantasies burning bright
One horny guy with wishes on repeat
Let’s see if anything wild happens while I sleep

[Verse 2]
Next day weekend, supposed to hit the museum
I hate that stuff, but I’m playing the good boyfriend
Park bench waiting for Sarah’s friend to show
Sarah looking bored, so I dropped my secret wish real low

I whisper, “Hey hot stuff, you look so fine”
Next thing I know she’s got that hungry shine
Grabbing my hand, dragging me behind the trees
Kissing wild, getting real frisky, dropping to her knees

[Pre-Chorus]
While she is grinding hard, breathing in my ear
I make another wish, crystal fucking clear
[Chorus]
Whoa, her tits are swelling bigger in my hands
Getting fuller, heavier, bouncing as she demands
I can’t believe it, yeah I’m caught in the view
She just laughs it off like it couldn’t be true

[Bridge]
She pushes me back, eyes full of fire
“Prove it then, tough guy, wish for something even higher”
Lost in the heat, words slip from my tongue
“Anybody who sees us like this… turns into my girlfriend, every single one”
She laughed and said “That wish is totally insane”
Then we heard footsteps coming down the lane…

[Verse 3]
Tegan turned the corner, froze with wide eyes
“What the hell is wrong with you guys”
But as she keeps complaining her body starts to glow
Curves shifting, face changing — now she’s Sarah head to toe

Two identical Sarahs, same sexy smile, same perfect hips
One pulls the other in for a deep, wet, tongue-twisting kiss
They both look at me with that same hungry stare
“Forget the museum, baby… let’s go home and fuck without a care”

[Final Chorus]
Now I’m living the Girlfriend Multiplier
Twin Sarahs on my arms, taking everything higher
Double the lips, double the tits, double the ride
Best damn shooting star wish I ever tried
Girlfriend Multiplier — oh what a filthy surprise
Two perfect copies moaning right by my side
If one Sarah’s heaven, two’s paradise
Thank you universe… for the Girlfriend Multiplier!

[Outro]
Two Sarahs in my bed, laughing, touching, teasing me
Who knew one little star could multiply fantasy?
Girlfriend… Multiplier…