Music: Sailor Sayo – Intro Song
The Dictaphone at the Mall 10 has inspired me to create a Sailor Sayo song :). I think it turned out really fun with lots of hentai tropes and a nice ring. Maybe you like it :).
You can find the related comic here.
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Lyrics:
In the moonlight, shadows start to rise,
Lust demons crawling through the velvet skies!
They whisper naughty spells, they twist and tease,
Turning decent people into wild pervs with ease~
Office workers stripping in the street,
Teachers doing things with their own feet?!
Auntie’s twerking on the kitchen table—
Oh my god, what the—?! I’m not mentally stable!!
Sailor Sajo! Star Crystal shine!
Charging up with love and friendship divine!
Blushing bright red, but I won’t back down,
Gotta purify this freaky town!
They make the priest kiss the nun like that?!
And the principal’s doing the helicopter—STOP IT, STOP IT!!
Go-go, Sailor Sajo!
Sparkling with the power of “No-no, that’s too lewd, yo!”
Go-go, Sailor Sajo!
Love and friendship versus tentacles and—WHOA!!
Heart-shaped beam, I’m firing it fast,
“Friendship Laser! Make this horniness pass!”
Demon queen laughs as my face turns pink,
“Little girl, you’re way too innocent to think!”
But every time they push it one step more,
My Star Crystal glows even brighter than before!
Cause pure love plus embarrassed screams equals ultimate power!
Watch me blast these pervy demons in the final hour!
The coach is doing the naked robot dance?!
And the whole cheer squad just joined in—romance?!
Go-go, Sailor Sajo!
Blushing but blasting, never letting go!
Go-go, Sailor Sajo!
Turning “oh my god no” into magical glow!
Even if the world’s gone completely indecent…
Even if they’re getting freaky in public—recent!
I’ll stand tall (well… kinda tall), skirt fluttering high,
And scream with all my might:
“In the name of Love and Friendship… – STAR CRYSTAL BEAM…
MAKE IT PG OR DIE!!”
Go-go, Sailor Sajo!
Sexy, shocked, and ready to save the day, yo!
Go-go, Sailor Sajo!
Love and friendship kicking lust demons’—HEY!!
When the night is dark and the demons play,
One pure-hearted (and very red-faced) girl will say:
“I may be surprised… I may be embarrassed as well…
But with love and friendship… I’LL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!”
Go-go, Sailor Sajo!
(Sparkle sparkle—accidental panty flash—victory pose!)